What I Am Learning This Summer…

Okay, so in the past few days,   I have learned that you really can get an education just by watching tv.  Here’s my TOP TEN LIST of what  my schooling has consisted of:
1.  Advertisers can at their own whim make up new words (“healthing”)
2.  Advertisers prey on people with financial problems and illnessgavel-309599__180 (1)
3.  Yes, there really is such a thing as a pet cemetery and you really can spend a fortune having a funeral for your pet (We the People)
4.  Yes, male body parts really do get superglued together when females get angry and gang up (some other court show)
5.  Some people will actually on public television ADMIT   to committing a felony  (yes, judge, I was selling jewelry that was fake……trafficking counterfeit goods across state lines) in the process of suing the other person for not paying for said counterfeit goods (ummmm……REALLY????)
6.  I can get anyone’s opinion on anything at any given moment
7.  I can buy anything at any given moment
8.  I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader
9.  A large majority of tv shows involve violence of some kind
10.  Apparently we Americans ENJOY making fun of other people (I mean, seriously, does Honey Boo Boo really think we watch the show because we think she is so adorable????????)

So, what I have really learned is………I’m going back to cleaning out closets, organizing files and when I need a break, READING……………That is MY world and I like it there!!!!book-759873__180